Pinched from *FrankenKitty's journal...



Type "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
“Simon needs to work on his “I’m Straight, really!” skills”.


Type "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
simon looks like he's trying to choke ryan!

Type "[your name] says" in Google search:
Do what Simon Says.

Type "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Simon Wants To Kiss Paula!!


Type "[your name] does" in Google search:
Simon does not feel like talking and so draws them on the blackboard.

Type "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Simon hates getting baths yet when I am in the tub he's right there hanging out next to the tub with his paws on the edge.

Type "[your name] asks" in Google search:
Simon asks Matt to prescribe birth control pills to his girlfriend

Type "[your name] goes" in Google search:
Simon Goes Beep in the Night

Type "[your name] likes" in Google search:
Simon likes to kick it.

Type "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Simon eats his fish— overdone, but no one on this continent can poach a fish properly

Type "[your name] wears" in Google search:
simon wears hats. he's quite dramatic talking a mile a minute now.

Type "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
Simon was arrested for recklessly fighting The Mugan,